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Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally
Tijuana Flats Original Habanero Hot Sauce
Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden
leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some
of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell
to his knees andwith a tear in his eye shouted, "Well Smack My
Ass and Call Me Sally!!"
5 oz. $4.95 ORDER
(3 bottle minimum)
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Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally -The Second Slapping
Jalapeno Hot Sauce
Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would hide the dentures
from his Grandmother. So it was no surprise when Janice (Chet's wife) slipped
some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet
fell to his knees and with a tear in his eyes shouted, "Well Smack
My Ass and Call Me Sally!!"
5 oz. $4.95 ORDER
(3 bottle minimum)
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Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally -Wing Sauce
Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would go on nightly cow
tipping excursions. So, it was no big surprise when big Chet challenged the
Colonel, an older geiser with a goatee who owns a few chicken restaurants, to
a hot wing contest. After trying a wing with Chet's homemade sauce, the Colonel
fell to his knees and with a tear in his eye shouted, "Well Smack
My Ass and Call Me Sally!!"
12 oz. $7.95 ORDER
(3 bottle minimum)
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Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally - The slap
heard around the world
The hottest condiment on the earth!! A mix of the best
ingredients and Capsicum (the ingredient used in police pepper spray).Use a
coin to scratch off the hand print on his ass!!! After years of cow tipping,
stealing dentures from my grandmother, and hiding the wooden leg of my handicapped
friend, I decided to move on to something more fun. I spent weeks mixing the
hottest ingredients known to man and have concocted the hottest sauce on the
earth. So hot, in fact, that one taste will leave your head spinning , your
knees knocking,and your mouth shouting, "Well Smack My Ass and
Call Me Sally!!"
5 oz. $12.95 ORDER
(3 bottle minimum)
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Honey! Where Da' Hell is My Sauce? Habanero with a Pinch
of Garlic between da' Cheeks Hot Sauce
Shirley was a Mean Mama straight from Naw'lins. The one thing
she hated most was when someone messed with her Hot Sauce. And today was no
different. As Shirley settled on the couch to watch her favorite episode of
"Fish'n in the Bayou," she noticed her sauce was missing. Shirley
jumped up and searched everywhere (so she thought). Frustrated, Shirley shouts
to her husband. "Honey Where Da' Hell is my Sauce?"
5 oz. $5.95 ORDER
(3 bottle minimum)
